The Road to Baltimore (May 4)
We drove to Baltimore in two vehicles – Bill’s (which carried the sculpture) and a 12 passenger van we rented for team transport. Yes, believe it or not, our Two-Person, Human-Powered, Row-Driven, Canoe-Based, All-Terrain Vehicle is disassemble-able and one car transportable! We decided to put the dragons in the back of the van though, to give them a little more protection.
 
We left Worcester mid-morning and arrived around lunchtime in Waterbury, CT, where 4 out of 5 of the remaining travelers were. The last one casually strolled in a couple hours later. But, I kid – we knew he wasn’t getting there until some time after 2... We got to make productive use of the time by helping Meg work on our race costumes.
 
We arrived at the condo we rented in Baltimore around 10pm. While the drivers were shooed away to their beds to recover from the long day, the rest of us worked on costumes and prepared for the next day’s events until the wee hours of the morning… except for Mike B, who bravely ventured out into the late Baltimore evening to buy us supplies, with nothing more than a bike, a backpack, and a map in his mind.
 
Race Day (May 5)

In the morning, we split into two teams depending on our duties. There was the set that assembled the sculpture and took care of all the pre-race checks, and the set that took care of non-sculpture logistics such as packing food, water, and the BribeMaster 3000s (pictured below).

BribeMaster 3000s (Don't Worry, Bribing is Encouraged)

 

So, how did it go? We knew that the row drive was not going to be efficient, but we still did better than we had expected! We got about 7 miles before our show-stopping (and only, I believe) failure, and it wasn’t caused by any of the SNEW engineered row drive components. We lost the top set of drive gears a short distance from the water portion of the course. We were able to jam it back on, and it stayed on long enough for us to complete the water portion, even allowing us to row up the ramp, out of the water. (This is an area most sculptures have a very hard time with, so we were pretty proud.)

New Age Viking Hill Master Exiting the Water!!!

 
That was as far as it would take us, though.  After exiting the water and pulling out of the way of the other vehicles, the gear fell off again after a light brush by a pit crew member.  Since we didn't have a good plan for long-term pushing, we chose to stop as a team at the water area rather than having to leave people behind to watch over the equipment (bikes, etc) we'd have to ditch to push the sculpture to the finish.  
 
We plan on seeing how much weight we can remove from the sculpture and heading back some time in the future to be the first row driven sculpture to finish the race.
 

SNEW RACING TEAM

SNEW Kinetic Sculpture Racing Team

Thank You!!!!

   Garage (they put up with us for 2 years! wow!):
       Dan G.
       Matt F

   Basement (winter 2005 quarters):
       Lisa G.
       Nate G.

   Canoes and Final Storage:
       Paul and Ruth J.

   Initial Float Test:
 
     Matt Y.
       Gloria
       Chris S.
       Lisa G.
       Nate G.

   Welding:
 
     Paul N.
       Gary E.

   Reason to practice our Welding Skills
 
     Mike G.
       Matt F.

   CAD Work:
 
     Gloria

   Brains/Muscle/Construction
 
     Matt Y
       Gloria
       Matt F
       Mike B
       Chris S
       Jim S
       Nate G.
       Heather J.
       Charles L.
       George L.
       Bob S.

   Wood working tools:
 
     Rich S.
       Matt F.

   Drill Press:
 
     Matt F.

   Acupuncturist On Call:
       Michelle H.

   Art:
 
     Kristen P.  (Dragons and Sock Creature.. wow!)
       Meg S.     (Costumes and Sock Creature mods.. wow!)
 
     Gloria
       Mike F.
       Nicole B.
       Matt Y.
       Matt F.

   Bike tools:
 
     Adam

   Web craziness:
 
     Mike F.
       Gloria
       Matt F.

   Name and Motto:
 
     Matt Y.

   Various Amazing Miscellanous Support:
       Chris M. (Leadership and many other wonderful things)
       Camp Mattatuck

   Race Pilots (crazy people!):
       Matt Y. (rear wheel steered the entire race through tight spots!)
       Jim S.  (big muscles!)
       Mike B.  (enthusiasm and crowd enciting!)
       Chris S. (high speed help whenever and wherever its needed)

   Race Pit Crew, Pushers (even crazier people!)
       Gloria
       Nicole
       Heather J.
       Matt F.
       Mike F.
       Meg S.

Quotes from the Road...

Did you know? Its row driven.

Parcheese is the backgammon game of India

Bicycle helmets are the Viking helmets of Baltimore.

We got the bigg gallons of water

Why did we wait for Bolinski?

A well organized group of friends southern new England. Organized? Friends?

Push ... And/or pull.

Welcome to the town of NorthEast. It not just a direction, its a destination!

Northeast, MD Directions to get to the must be confusing

"Where's the rest of you horny guys?  ha ha ha."

Look she's babraham Lincoln

I wouldn't eat those eggs if I were you.

Its cause I'm  fancy, sweet and fine

A Bushel is 8 dry gallons

I like lists

This thing steers like a boat

Yummy bunny Mac and Cheese, and Quart of tomato soup.  They obviously
knew we came to party.

<robot voice>@ 500 feet, do donut.I love you. </robot voice>

Follow, pine and swallow

Rooms to go.  Why doesn't there mobile site work?

My wife does like Ethel Merman?

Is that the Divine import? I thought you could only get that in Europe.

I take the slightly used dental floss.  I am quite important

Oh he went to go find Gloria .

Oh No,  we're following another green outback full of bicycle parts,
with a canoe on top, and an asian girl in the front seat.

"I can have it?".
"Yes you can have it. Whole friken Low sodium ham. You happy now fatty?"

<heathers bed time story>
War broke out. It was over soybeans. See Princess Sizzla was a member
of the Kryps which controlled the soybean
industry and Princess Heather was of the Bloods which controlled only
corn and tobaco. Princess Heather outlawed gum and the world learned
to communicate Better. World peace was achieved.
Duh End
</heathers bed time story>

Its smells like lavendar and chewing gum.  It must have been you.


The only pizza better than our pizza is gods pizza

Have you ever tasted gods pizza it is quite good

Highway merge leap frog